Your username is your cause of death

[v7_X]

guess i’ll have to be killed by a car that has a v7 engine and all wheel drive

[v7_X]

(totally didn’t steal this idea from another topic)

[ira_nomas]

Huh???
HUH???

[Cosmoxide]

I breathed in cosmic oxide

[MausOnAHaus]

I heard about too many funny things and died of laughter

[Curiositykilledacat]

Either:

A: meow
B: my name is curiosity

[Elevator]

elebator

[Alanzcool]

died of swag

[AEREOULTRA]

Aereo in italian is “plane” so i guess ill die on an ultra plane

[Genesis]

Car

[CorruptedGamerPro]

A professional gamer who is corrupted assassinates me apparently

[sharpedoisgame]

sharpedo is a shark pokemon so shark attack

[ThePeach_PieHQ]

I’m gonna get hit by an entire building

[ZOB]

i got zobbed on

[ZappyLite]

my nuts do be acting too hard

[Alanzcool]

dying of swag v2

[Hyperion]

well i guess the tallest tree hyperion falls on me

[Bruh_man]

Bruh

[MausOnAHaus]

Update on mine, a Maus lands on a Haus, crushing me in the process

[Alanzcool]

i died of M O R E S W A G