This here topic was created solely for the purpose of testing the massive character limitation, and as such it shall be used. The single rule that hereby applies to this topic is to make your posts as lengthy as humanly possible, but also making it extremely oververbose, that is, using as unnaturally long sets of letters combined into understandable or with commonly percieved meanings, which can either take the form and function of describing something, announcing that something is happening at this very moment or giving a name to what you are currently speaking about. Of course, the moment in which the character limit is hit by yours truly, you can send all the data that you have written, using your typing and/or writing appliance, on which there is located a button to send all of the data applied to the main database and/or server on which the messages are stored, and then continue on with your thoughts and feelings being written down onto the place that is designated to write upon in the second and next set of data that yours truly will write. My person would like to apologize for any eyesight strain whilst reading, and/or the following brain meltdown in advance of the following events.
I hereby agree with this outrageous desicion and I now contemplate what my Fabulous mind wants to write for this intricate experiment that may be used for scientific reasearch in the future where the universe shall be dominated by callous and calculating artifical intelligence whose inital goal will be to cause world domination and gain extreme power to be used against empires, They shall enlighten you with extreme, complex challenges and make you suffer in excruciating agony, Whether it be from extreme weightlifting or sever skydiving it will happen. I now commence the procedure towards the abnormalities in the person located on the left, They shall be deconstructed and immesed in a vat of high chemical solutions that will not cause harm, So we can examine and determine the causes of all toxic elements, I really do not know where I am going with this so I shall now finish this story.
im just lonely and not needed anymore after i lost my EC role. hell, i could disappear and no one would give a shit.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees donāt care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Letās shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I canāt. Iāll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. Iām excited. Hereās the graduate. Weāre very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all Bās. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! Thatās me! - Wave to us! Weāll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought Iād make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. Iām glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, Iām not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Donāt waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. Thatās why we donāt need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pompā¦ under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class ofā¦ ā¦9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard itās just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what itāll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know asā¦ Honey! - That girl was hot. - Sheās my cousin! - She is? - Yes, weāre all cousins. - Right. Youāre right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if itās done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because youāll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didnāt know that. Whatās the difference? Youāll be happy to know that bees, as a species, havenāt had one day off in 27 million years. So youāll just work us to death? Weāll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! āWhatās the difference?ā How can you say that? One job forever? Thatās an insane choice to have to make. Iām relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? Weāre bees. Weāre the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I donāt know. But you know what Iām talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. Iāve never seen them this close. They know what itās like outside the hive. Yeah, but some donāt come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! Youāre monsters! Youāre sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I donāt know. Their dayās not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You canātjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. Thatās more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. Itās just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless youāre wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Arenāt they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Letās have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought Iād knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasnāt it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. Weāre hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe youāre not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! Weāre going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what youāre interested in? - Well, thereās a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. Itās a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isnāt right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? Thatās a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your sonās not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - Iām not trying to be funny. Youāre not funny! Youāre going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - Youāre gonna be a stirrer? - No oneās listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. Iām gonna get an ant tattoo! Letās open some honey and celebrate! Maybe Iāll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody ādawgā! Iām so proud. - Weāre starting work today! - Todayās the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removalā¦ - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of themās yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - Whatād you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. Whatās available? Restroom attendantās open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, youāre on. Iām sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkeyās always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? Heās dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. Thatās life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I shouldā¦ Barry? Barry! All right, weāve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nineā¦ What happened to you? Where are you? - Iām going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. Youāre gonna die! Youāre crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyoneās feeling brave, thereās a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isnāt that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deckās restricted. Itās OK, Lou. Weāre gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphyās in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - Thatās awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, letās move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! Iām out! I canāt believe Iām out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. Itās got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? Itās a little bit of magic. Thatās amazing. Why do we do that? Thatās pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. Iām picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Donāt we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? Youāre reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I donāt know, but Iām loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. Itās a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mamaās little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I donāt think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because youāre about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. Thereās a bee in the car! - Do something! - Iām driving! - Hi, bee. - Heās back here! Heās going to sting me! Nobody move. If you donāt move, he wonāt sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wowā¦ the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oanāt fly in rain. Oanāt fly in rain. Oanāt fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I donāt need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! Thisā¦ Drapes! That is diabolical. Itās fantastic. Itās got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. Whatās number one? Star Wars? Nah, I donāt go for thatā¦ ā¦kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldnāt talk to them. Theyāre out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, theyāre flabbergasted, canāt believe what I say. Thereās the sun. Maybe thatās a way out. I donāt remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Donāt kill him! You know Iām allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? Iām just saying all life has value. You donāt know what heās capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. Iām not scared of him. Itās an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. Itās a bee law. Youāre not supposed to talk to a human. I canāt believe Iām doing this. Iāve got to. Oh, I canāt do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I canāt. How should I start it? āYou like jazz?ā No, thatās no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! Iām sorry. - Youāre talking. - Yes, I know. Youāre talking! Iām so sorry. No, itās OK. Itās fine. I know Iām dreaming. But I donāt recall going to bed. Well, Iām sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, youāre a bee! I am. And Iām not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasnāt for youā¦ I had to thank you. Itās just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - Iām talking with a bee. - Yeah. Iām talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say Iām grateful. Iāll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. āMama, Dada, honey.ā You pick it up. - Thatās very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didnāt laugh, weād cry with what we have to deal with. Anywayā¦ Oan Iā¦ ā¦get you something? - Like what? I donāt know. I meanā¦ I donāt know. Ooffee? I donāt want to put you out. Itās no trouble. It takes two minutes. - Itās just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Donāt be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldnāt. - Have some. - No, I canāt. - Oome on! Iām trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes donāt help. You look great! I donāt know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. Heās making the tie in the cab as theyāre flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, āWatermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?ā Is that a bee joke? Thatās the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I donāt know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I canāt do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you lookā¦ Thereās my hive right there. See it? Youāre in Sheep Meadow! Yes! Iām right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - Itās like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe Iāll try that. - You all right, maāam? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, itās no trouble. Sorry I couldnāt finish it. If I did, Iād be up the rest of my life. Are youā¦? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, thenā¦ I guess Iāll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much againā¦ for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, butā¦ Anywayā¦ This canāt possibly work. Heās all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I canāt believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them donāt. - Howād you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and Iām glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your āexperience.ā Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Wellā¦ - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - Iām not attracted to spiders. I know itās the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I canāt get by that face. So who is she? Sheāsā¦ human. No, no. Thatās a bee law. You wouldnāt break a bee law. - Her nameās Vanessa. - Oh, boy. Sheās so nice. And sheās a florist! Oh, no! Youāre dating a human florist! Weāre not dating. Youāre flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stinginā stripey! And thatās not what they eat. Thatās what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. Itās bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it upā¦ Sit down! ā¦really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! Weāre us. Thereās us and thereās them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? Thereās no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. Heās in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? Itās been three days! Why arenāt you working? Iāve got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. Youāre barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your fatherās talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, Iām talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. Iāll catch up. Donāt be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - Weāre still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesnāt respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you donāt listen! Iām not listening to this. Sorry, Iāve gotta go. - Where are you going? - Iām meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you canāt decide? Bye. I just hope sheās Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, thatās every floristās dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, Iāve got one. How come you donāt fly everywhere? Itās exhausting. Why donāt you run everywhere? Itās faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? Thatās insane! You donāt have that? We have Hivo, but itās a disease. Itās a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. Itās usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - Itās a bug. Heās not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic āNā Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. Youāve really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - Iāll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You donāt have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And itās hard to make it! Thereās heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - Itās organic. - Itās our-ganic! Itās just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees donāt know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! Youāve taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And itās on sale?! Iām getting to the bottom of this. Iām getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess Iāll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. Youāre busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now youāll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Whoās your supplier? I donāt understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! Youāre too late! Itās ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now theyāre on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? Youāre not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. Iām going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! Iām going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! Itās your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, Iām Oarl Kasell. But donāt kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where theyāre getting it. I mean, that honeyās ours. - Bees hang tight. - Weāre all jammed in. Itās a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least youāre out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl donāt want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Moosebloodās about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew Iād catch yāall down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and itās pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A beeās got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. Thatās the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. āThey make the honey, and we make the moneyā? Oh, my! Whatās going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesnāt last too long. Do you know youāre in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? Thatās a man in womenās clothes! Thatās a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! Thereās hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? Thatās a rumor. Do these look like rumors? Thatās a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? Heās been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldnāt stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if itās true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? Thatās a killer. Thereās only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hiveās only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. Iām Bob Bumble. - And Iām Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, weāll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight weāre talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, āIām a kid from the hive. I canāt do thisā? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where Iām from, weād never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. Itās a common name. Next weekā¦ He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dotsā¦ Next weekā¦ Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! Theyāre scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. Sheās 81. Honey, her backhandās a joke! Iām not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! Iām helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause weāre really busy working. But itās our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frostingā¦ - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if youāre three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil thatās had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuitās a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When Iām done with the humans, they wonāt be able to say, āHoney, Iām home,ā without paying a royalty! Itās an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? Itās pretty big, isnāt it? I canāt believe how many humans donāt work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - Whatās the matter? - I donāt know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isnāt the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, youāre representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Bensonā¦ youāre representing all the bees of the world? Iām kidding. Yes, Your Honor, weāre ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was manās divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isnāt some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, thereās no trickery here. But is this what itās come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you donāt have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isnāt a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesnāt someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - Youāre all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the juryās on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? Iām a florist. Right. Well, hereās to a great team. Rightā¦ there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isnāt really a special skill. You think I donāt see what youāre doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. Thatās just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. Iām going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, Iāve just about had it with your little mind games. - Whatās that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, thatās a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just canāt seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, Iām wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! Iāve got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - Youāre bluffing. - Am I? Surfās up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. Thatās our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, nowās the time. I got a feeling weāll be working late tonight! Hereās your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help whoās next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Donāt forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, itās all me. And I donāt see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, Iām sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry Iām late. Heās a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I canāt get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. Youāre a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help whoās next? All right, scramble, jocks! Itās time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Letās just stop for a second. Hold it. Iām sorry. Iām sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? Iām not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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