The worst genre of crushers. It includes such masterpieces as the Stairfall, Spike Pit, and Land Slide. These crushers all have the same thing in common. Unlike literally every other crusher, these don’t require activation, and they depend entirely on the force of a car when it hits something.
This post is entirely for fun and I just made it because I felt like it.
I’m not sure what to call these, does anyone even name crusher genres? I’m probably the first person to care.
Here’s a quick out of order list of them for your own sake:
The Pillar Fall, The Spike Pit, The Speed Crash Test, The Stairfall, The Tilted Speed Crash Test, and The Landslide.
The Spike Pit.
The Spike Pit is not only the worst crusher here, it’s the worst crusher in the entire game. The spikes are so close to each other and so bugged that the odds of your vehicle losing more than 10 parts are close to none.
The Spike Pit used to be REALLY GOOD. It was actually like stupidly powerful, you could use any car and just drive straight through the crusher, and nearly every part would be destroyed. However, it got nerfed to oblivion.
1/10
The Pillar Fall
The Pillar Fall, is, in theory, a good crusher. It relies on the weight and speed of the car to do as much damage as possible by having it run into multiple obstacles on it’s way down.
However, the only vehicles this works on are
<100 parts derby tier 1 cars that will shatter when you sneeze. If you use a durable car, no damage is done. If you use an XL car, it straight up does not even go down into the crusher, it doesn’t fit.
3/10
The Stairfall.
There is nothing good about the Stairfall. However, it’s better than the two listed above so it goes right here. The Stairfall does minimal to no damage to XL vehicles.
3.5/10
The Land Slide
Although the Land Slide is just The Stairfall but with less damage, it holds a special place in my heart due to the sheer spectacle. Just go use The Land Slide in first person. Pretty fun, trust me.
4/10
The Speed Crash Test.
The Speed Crash Test is actually a great crusher. Other than the fact that slow vehicles miss out on a lot of damage while using this, it’s really just a good crusher overall. Even though the damage isn’t flawless most of the time, it has a really cool spectacle, therefore I give it a good rating.
6.5/10
The Tilted Speed Crash Test.
Everything good I just said about the Speed Crash Test is now multiplied by two and anything bad I said doesn’t exist anymore. With the fastest and smallest cars, this crusher is a guaranteed 100% damage rate. Every part of most cars will get destroyed. With the biggest and slowest cars, a lot of damage is still done because of the car having so much force when it’s hitting the wall.
9/10, one of the best crushers from a practical standpoint.