im bored so why not
NOTE: doesnt count exclusives and removed content
will add more cars every update
please take everything here as a joke i dont mean to offend anyone
-
chevrolet astro - you like grinding beginner derby
-
reliant robin - you’re into three wheelers
-
peel p50 - you really like cc2 memes
-
toyota corolla ke70 - u got scammed
-
chevrolet corvair - you wanna survive beginner derby so you picked a rear engined car
-
honda civic eg - only ogs remember this car being free
-
nissan silvia - so you wanna go fast?
-
mercedes transporter - you’re p2w
-
scion iq - you’re really “smart” with that “iq”
-
uaz 469 - you like promoting wars
-
shelby charger - you like classic cars
-
golf cart - main it in derby trust me
-
fiat 500 - literally nobody uses this
-
honda civic - you hate the eg and the lx, so you chose the normal one
-
reliant tw9 - you’re into three-wheeled trucks
-
vw beetle 1300 - you like old german beaters
-
desert jeep - OIL
-
mazda miata - you love watching carmighty, or you really wanna complete velocity tuner as fast as possible
-
zamboni - you play pvz as a side job
-
vw bus - you think it’s good in derby (but it’s really not)
-
ac tractor - literally why?
-
ford model a - you wanna drive the oldest cars in the game
-
dodge dart swinger - you’re into old muscle cars
-
toyota ae86 - D O R I F T O
-
russian bus - you like using wedge plow cars
-
nm olympic rs - you paid for a fast hatchback
-
paganotta a1 - you’re so glad they removed the vip restriction for this car
-
ford cv - you like roleplaying
-
chevrolet impala - you like boxy ahh car models
-
mitsubishi 3000gt - you like fast derby cars
-
go kart - you do this irl
-
honda odyssey - are you a minivan mom?
-
trilogy urban - you like horrible cars
-
ice cream truck - you really miss the memories
-
nm pentinum - you probably main pickup trucks in derby
-
vw beetle r - you like powerful beaters
-
avanta overlander - you probably main suvs in derby
-
chevy camaro z28 - you’re p2w for classic cars
-
toyota prius - why???
-
chevy bel air taxi - you like moving people around
-
news van - SIGHTINGS OF A WEIRD CREATURE IN C-
-
honda civic lx - you like newer hondas
-
ford edge - there’s nothing to like about this car
-
petertech truck - you like seeing very unusual cars
-
valor v35 - you’re into fake cars
-
jeep wrangler - im sorry to disappoint you but theres no fun in offroading in cc2
or is there? -
audi rs6 - In February 2019, a tragic accident occured when an Audi RS6 was going around 300 km/h on the German Autobahn, when suddenly, he hit a truck which sent the 67-year-old driver flying and the car wrapped around a pole. He did not survive the accident.
(kerosene starts playing) -
paganotta e35 - you like fictional trucks
-
mazda rx-8 - either you really liked nfs carbon or you’re interested in engines that contain spinning doritos
-
sokudo triple - you feel really bad about panwellz removing the crest and the bolt
-
vw kubelwagen - you like cars from the 40s
-
honda ridgeline - you like remastered cars
-
cadillac seville - you like 45 degree angle trunks
-
paganotta e35g - timmy, time to take out the trash!
-
hyundai genesis - you really wanted a lexus is350 for your birthday
-
caterham super seven - you grind race competitions
-
mazda rx-7 - you like drifting
-
toyota gt86 - you hate scion fr-s and subaru brz owners
-
kastell gallivant - big van
-
tesla model 3 - you want an ev for christmas
-
sd.kfz. 251 - mom: we have a tank at home
the tank at home: -
gmc canyon - it’s terrible but you still use it
-
sherp atv - you always try to drive on water
-
mitsubishi lancer - dont lie, this is one of your top 3 beginner derby picks
-
dodge charger police - you want the strongest car possible when grinding beginner derby
-
ford focus rs - you grind beginner derby
-
liebherr pr 754 - you try to survive for as long as possible in beginner derby
-
subaru wrx - you just started grinding experienced derby
-
mercedes c63 amg - you never wanna become a millionaire
-
chevy camaro ss - you like american muscle
-
ford f-150 lightning - you want more evs to be added to the game
-
ford mustang gt - you like drifting into crow-
-
bmw i3 - youre using an intel core i3 and youre glad they named a car after your cpu
-
nissan 370z - you use this because theres no 350z
-
hyundai i20 - you like rally cars
-
polaris slingshot - you like exr branded cars
-
acura nsx - you got the remaster you never asked for but you always needed
-
terrain destroyer - big chonky derby car
-
hummer h2 - you never liked the h1
-
summit katahdin - you like shitty engine placements
-
lynden gt coupe - just quit cc2 at this point
-
delorean dmc-12 - you love going 88 mph
-
avanta zeta lma gt3 - you’re a wannabe gt3 racer
-
toyota gr supra - you like pissing people off
-
bmw x5 - ew you like bmws
-
dodge charger srt 392 - its not a hellcat but you drive it anyway
-
audi q2 - you like crossovers
-
wvd ion gt3 - you wanna be a racer so bad
-
paganotta e35t - truck go boom
-
nm vizi gt - but why? it’s so boring
-
toyota supra rz - IS THAT A SUPRA?
-
hummer h1 - you beg for remasters
-
fleetwood bounder - you spend most of your time inside the vehicle rather than actually driving it
-
mercedes amg e43 - mercedes bends
-
chevrolet suburban - you like driving a ripoff range rover
-
dump truck - you like attempting to haul cars with this
-
dodge charger r/t - you’re a fan of dom toretto
-
exr ar2 - you’re a fan of those futuristic pickup trucks
-
cement truck - you work in construction
-
nissan skyline - you’re a heavy jdm fan
(tw: it’s left-hand drive) -
cadillac escalade - you don’t have vip so you got a ripoff president car
-
corvette c8 - it’s cheaper than the c7
-
mean mower - you’re into lightweight racing
-
ford explorer - you think this actually does good in derby
-
folstak ms-8 - you don’t wanna drive a huge monster truck so you drive the base model
-
dasmesh 6100 - you like being a mini juggernaut
-
cadillac cts-v - you like fast wagons
-
liebherr 524 - you’re a farmer
-
lincoln town car - you think the long shape is going to help with acceleration
-
corvette c7 - you like aggressive looking american muscle cars
-
ariel nomad - good luck trying to offroad in this thing
-
rivian edv-700 - you’re an amazon delivery driver
-
porsche 911e - you like old porsches
-
alfa romeo 4c - sporty italiano cruiser
-
wiener mobile - you’re weird
-
dodge challenger srt hellcat - american muscle is your #1 favorite car type
-
toyota hilux evo - you like dirt rally a lot
-
school bus - where we droppin boys
-
mercedes v class - you like luxury minivans
-
volvo xc90 - you try to use safety features in a destruction game
-
sprint car - you want the admin spoiler so bad
-
brabus g800 - you like 6 wheelers
-
ford e-450 - you really want to save lives
-
dodge ram - you’re the average american
-
audi rs7 - you didn’t want kerosene to play at 300 km/h but you still go 300 km/h anyway
-
avanta ts-3500 - you drive through your own trailer
-
tesla roadster 1.0 - you drive it in cc2 because elon won’t give you one
-
gmc hummer ev - you think this is a “humvee”
-
rmmv hx60 transport - you transport weapons to the army
-
avanta eclipse 7 - you love horrible remasters
-
jcb vm115 - you think steamrolling is a meme
-
citroen survolt - you used to love asphalt 8
-
ferrari f355 - you own a broke boy f430
-
siemens innotruck - you live inside your car
-
dodge viper acr - you bring american muscle to races
-
mercedes actros - you just want a fast truck
-
zis-5 - you threaten people with your fake missiles
-
tesla model s - you think it’s the plaid that does 0-60 in 2 seconds
-
dynex hubus - you want zero privacy for your passengers
-
ferrari 599 - you’re spoiled
-
scania r470 - you play euro truck simulator every day
-
bmw m3 gtr - you played nfs most wanted and carbon
-
tesla model x - you look like an idiot…
-
humvee m15a1 - people get scared of your “gun”
-
nissan gt-r r35 - you just wanna flex
-
audi ai:trail - you want to develop lots of situational awareness with all that transparent glass
-
grandeur euphoria: f l a t
-
kenworth w900 - you play the american version of euro truck simulator
-
grandeur dignity: you race in suvs
-
range rover - yoor bri’ish
-
avanta c250t - you’re the one guy pulling up to british schools when they have trips
-
bac mono - you don’t give a shit about your own safety
-
alexander dennis enviro300 - you’re a bri’ish bus driver
-
bmw i8 - EWWW you like electric bmws
-
hyundai n vision 74 - you grind experienced derby
-
pacific p16 - you flex in experienced derby
-
mercedes amg gt-r - you just started your pro derby career
-
folstak d-3500 - you like driving chonky bois
-
maz-537 - you have to be in the military
-
john deere 6110m - you like having huuge wheels
-
acura nsx 2019 - you like this more than the remastered original
-
porsche cayenne - you like sporty suvs
-
mercedes 540k - why do you even need a classic roadster?
-
tanker fuel truck - big truck go big boom
-
caparo t1 - you miss turboonz12
-
porsche taycan - you want to drive an electric porsche one day
-
aec routemaster - BRI’ISH, INNIT?
-
audi r8 - you get flamed because you don’t drive the older r8
-
porsche panamera - you get roasted because its shorter than a cayenne
-
kenworth k100 - you’re looking for a european version of the w900
-
bugatti type 35 - window size doesn’t matter
-
porsche 911 rsr - you just want to be seen driving around in a cool car for once
-
chevrolet astro iii - you think this is a baby thrust ssc
-
scania r560 - you live in antarctica or greenland
-
bentley continental - b e n t l y
-
ford mustang gtd - you like futuristic muscle cars
-
mclaren 600lt - you never want to become a billionaire
-
way industries bozena 5 - you took car crushers 2 literally
-
audi rs q e-tron - you get called out for driving a “fake urus”
-
mclaren gt - you like driving f l a t cars
-
lamborghini huracán - you miss the old lamborghinis before they got deleted
-
exr c650 - you hang a portrait of widewellz in your living room
-
aston martin vantage - people think you drive a super car
-
mclaren 720s - bri’ish soop-uh caa
-
rmmv survivor r - you hate the sound of police sirens so you took them off
-
auva citymaster - DUBBUL DEKKA BUS YEH?
-
rolls royce wraith - you try to trick people into thinking you’re driving a phantom
-
audi r18 - seriously, who needs mirrors these days?
-
ferrari purosangue - gotta love it when supercar companies make suvs too
-
lexus lfa - you think you’re better sounding than the carrera gt
-
international 4000 - 99% of the car’s value is those gold bars
-
saleen s7 - you don’t care that you’re driving a fake mclaren f1
-
brabus rocket - you enjoy blue window tint
-
hennessey goliath - you like driving the supercar companies’ lower end cars into other derby racers
-
john deere 9520rx - are you a tractor or a tank?
-
mercedes maybach s600 - you know this car desperately needs a remaster
-
lamborghini countach - you don’t know if this is a diablo or a countach
-
tesla semi - you’re a fan of both tesla and euro truck simulator
-
ford gt - you don’t care about the gt40
-
aston martin db5 - clasik bri’ish geeza yeh
-
pistenbully 100 - you bully tier 1 derby cars
-
suzuki escudo - you’re a big fan of pikes peak
-
grove gmk5165-2 - you have a massive stick on top of your vehicle at all times that does absolutely nothing
-
volvo vt5 - OILWELLZ TANKER GO GIANT BOOM
-
ripsaw ev2 - you think this is an electric car
-
earthroamer lti - you play cc2 inside the vehicle while camping
-
porsche 918 - you’re into convertibles
-
lamborghini aventador - you’re glad it’s an svj
-
mclaren senna - you flex your vip like a true bri’ish geezer
-
mclaren f1 - you want to be as fast as possible but still have a street legal car
(are there even laws in this game?) -
rimac concept one - you want to pay a tribute to hammond
-
john deere 620gp - you use this in derby for the most random reason
-
pagani zonda f - nobody knows you
-
cadillac one - AMERICAAA
-
ferrari f40 - you drive a broke boy italian mclaren f1
-
foremost terra bus - you only play during the winter events
-
tesla cybertruck - you like low poly rides
-
ferrari 250 gto - you think you have the most expensive ferrari in the game
-
tribine t1000 - you drive a budget big bud
-
midnight morocco - not much to say about this one is there
-
combi-sc3 - you drop the container on peoples vehicles and then crush the rest of the car
-
ferrari laferrari - you think it’s the ferrari
-
lamborghini sesto elemento - in your dreams lil bro
-
koenigsegg agera - only ogs remember the times you had to grind with this
-
chevrolet 3100 - you wonder why youre so weak in derby
-
mclaren speedtail - welcome back to another episode of strange supercars that somehow made it!
-
track-tor - you’re a farmer that likes to race
-
pagani zonda cinque roadster - you just want a cooler version of the zonda f
-
terradyne gurkha - you think you’re driving an armored truck
-
bugatti type 57sc - you have a passion for driving old bugattis
-
e-one cr 157 - you use the siren as a fake self-destruction siren
-
bugatti veyron - veyron go fast vroom vroom
-
koenigsegg regera - you like boring looking supercars
-
folstak ms-8 monster truck - you like them chonky wheels
-
foremost delta 3 - you’re a noob at juggernaut
-
grandeur esteem - F L A T
-
nasa mars rover - bros on a whole nother planet
-
midnight envy - you reached max money in cc1
-
aston martin vulcan - here come the bri’ish with their green supercars
-
koenigsegg one:1 - you remember this car from asphalt 8
-
volkner mobil performance - you care about your passengers
-
ferrari daytona sp3 - flat ferrari
-
koenigsegg gemera - you’re a true gamer
-
avanta r51b3t - you just act like a support juggernaut
-
renault ue 57 - your tank career has started
-
ssc tuatara - you think you have the road legal version of the thrust ssc
-
a7v sturmpanzer - 6 of your guns are fake
-
mclaren p1 - the bumper smiles at others a lot
-
scytech menoetius - you absolutely suck at being a juggernaut
-
mazda furai - you find the lights very cool
-
chevy suburban monster truck - this was brought to you by monster energy
-
audi ai:race - you race with evs
-
mk. ii crusader - your favorite derby gamemode is tank battle
-
ferrari fxx-k - people question your car’s model name
-
leopard 2a7 - you flex your vip tank on people
-
porsche mission x - you’re on a mission to achieve nothing
-
trelet barshky 4x4 - you think this is a “race tank”
-
hennessey venom f5 - people are jealous because you drive a vip hypercar
-
panzer iii - youre always afk when it’s tank battle
-
rosenbauer panther - you love building lego cars
-
pagani huayra bc - people hate you because of how expensive it is
-
dragster - the thrust ssc is your arch nemesis
-
wdz 130 - you have all of the anti vehicle equipment on your tank yet you only use one of them
-
mercedes amg project one - people need to look at your car twice to understand wtf is going on
-
tiger i - you think you dominate tank battle
-
apollo intensa emozione - you’re very mysterious
-
bugatti chiron - you love the color scheme
-
lamborghini sián - you don’t know what other car to choose
-
m2a4-s1 - people get scared when they see you in tank battle
-
koenigsegg jesko - youre only scared of the dragster now
-
aston martin valkyrie - you like goofy supercar designs
-
komatsu br580jg-1 - you’re crusher number 60 on wheels
literally -
mclaren f1 gtr longtail - you like the aerodynamic look
-
w motors lykan hypersport - you want to go to the uae one day
-
slag dump car - you like dumping hot garbage on people
-
ford pro electric supervan - most people don’t know this is a sleeper
-
industrial bulldozer - you’re a parts grinder
-
ferrari f80 - you hated the f40
-
apollo project evo - your car is an absolute mess
-
big bud 747 - you like driving vehicles that are hard to control
-
tesla roadster 2.0 - you stole the fastest ev in the world from elon
-
bugatti divo - you just want to show your car is from france, thats all
-
t66t2 landkreuzer - you look like you can wipe out an entire derby arena
-
lamborghini veneno - you never want to become a trillionaire
-
bugatti bolide - you grind derby
-
bugatti la voiture noire - you’re a ronaldo fan
-
tc-497 - you’re genuinely insane
-
batmobile - at this point you’re just flexing your vip on little kids
-
exr tregleta - you blind so many people with that neon
-
dump truck - you fail miserably when you try destroying everyone in derby
-
mclaren ultimate vision - you like the rims
-
lamborghini terzo millennio - you like driving the fastest lamborghini in the game
-
exoniphic mk1 - you think you’re op at derby but you get destroyed even in beginner lobbies
-
mazda kaan - speedy three-wheeled piece of sh-
-
cat r2900g - basically a longer version of the industrial bulldozer
(it has less parts) -
mercedes benz silver lightning - you 100% played asphalt 8
-
eb7 - you wreck little kids in pro derby
-
shockwave jet truck - you try to impress your dragster friend on the runway
-
raesr tachyon - you’re one speedy boi
-
mclaren mp4/4 - this is the only f1 car left in the game
-
thrust ssc - you think you have the fastest vehicle in the game
-
lamborghini v12 vision - you think you’re overpowered as a tier 1 derby racer, but you get crushed every single round
-
panzer viii - literally just a tank battle money flex
-
mzkt-79221 - RT-2PM2 COLD-LAUNCHED THREE-STAGE SOLID-PROPELLANT SILO-BASED INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE ACTIVATED. BIG BOOOOOOOM
-
ft-6 super drill - you’re actually one of the worst juggernaut choices ever
-
bloodhound lsr - you win every single drag race you participate in
-
lamborghini egoista - you’re usually the richest person in the server
leave feedback on how well i did
sorry if its rushed there were many time constraints
