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whites bishop captured my king
He SACRIFICED The ROOOOOOOOOKK!
Bro’s ready to back to the future
My car has tank treads and my tank has car wheels
back to the future reference
literally what ira nomas said
didnt see that
Everyone has access to the testing place
Everyone has access to the vehicle showcaser (where they take all the screenshot of the vehicles. It’s an actual place. I saw it in rolimons or sth like that. It’s not literally called that, I can’t remember the name.)
You can’t switch Crusher titles
help why is there no millionaire chat tag
My Arby’s blew up when idle in the game for 2 minutes
my porsche 911 rsr hates me and has a mind of its own
i’ve never eaten a cookie in my life, i was being hateful to the competition contestants, i killed the mosquito who did my energy core, i was getting very impatient and abusive to the ghost of grandma, i tried getting eliminated blindfolded in my bed and i didn’t enjoy how easy and straightforward the event was, yet i STILL completed it somehow
I went into The Nuke crusher, activated the crusher by pressing the grey button, then pressed the red button to release the nuke, exploded my car, respawned in the top floor of Row 4, went into The Engine Dyno crusher, pressed the red button to use the dyno to explode my car, respawned at the bottom floor of Row 1, drove into the Ridge Rock Island expansion, drove into the Highway Straight speed trap in a Lycer WF SuperSport at 291.1 km/h, went into an Around The World time trial with 10 laps set up in a Koenattigg Regering with the Chipset Tuning, Weight Distribution, Turbo Power, and Engine Block upgrades installed with a best lap time of 1:53.26, drove to a house that I purchased with 2,500 Platina, set my spawn at the house I just purchased, drove to a gas station and attempted to refuel, and the gas station blew up
(I could’ve made this an even longer run-on sentence but I’m too lazy)
Gravity is negative.
What the actual FUCK holy mackarel?