Okay, the name may sound ridiculous, but deal with it.
Instead of a boring flat press, imagine a giant vertical spiral chamber—like a parking garage ramp—but made of titanium teeth.
- Entry – The car is lifted by a huge crane and dropped into the top of the spiral.
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- Descent – Gravity sends it sliding down while spinning drums with industrial grinders shred the sides.
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- Hydraulic Slammers – Every few meters, giant horizontal pistons slam in from the sides to crush the car narrower and narrower.
- Molten Metal Finish – At the bottom, the remains fall into a molten steel bath that melts whatever’s left into a perfect glowing cube.
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- Display – A robot arm lifts the cube, cools it instantly with liquid nitrogen, and drops it into a dumpster.