Tell lies

for not lies use {} in ur sentences

i’ll start:

i am walter white

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taxi boss is overrated

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Communism isn’t a thing anymore

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I am tall

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I suck at cc2

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I don’t know the nuclear codes

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I don’t wanna die

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I’m not insane

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me too

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This halloween is the best Halloween in my area

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i am short

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i went to see your mom :smirk:

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california girls are forgettable

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haha im so not funny!

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average Katy perry fan

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i only hate a few of her songs i’m not a big fan of her

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taxi boss’ hell’o’wheel was a good idea

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i ate 1 gallon of diabetes

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now say something about me

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you are cute

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