Last close call wins

And also nearly got hit by another train while on one with my cousins in Slovakia

I think I’ve won yay

Nah heres my list
1: almost died to gill in sf3 second impact with a low tier character
2: almost got a bruise when accidentally hitting the mirror in the bathroom
3: almost slipping in the SHOWER
4: almost got burned in one of those japanese places where they cook the food infront of you but i got this image

Damn, but me and my dad beat SOR 4 on like 1hp
This other time I nearly got hit by a car
And I had to get stitches in my ear cuz I nad a Huge mole

damn

Yeah

When I was at school, when I was about to sit on a bench when my friend warned me that I was going to accidentally sit on a fire ant

I nearly burnt my leg after a truck backfired

i uhhhhhhhhhhh

i actually uhhhhhh was in uh…
a car right and there was 10 billion evil people attacking us and i almost crashed the car and died imagine if that would’ve haopened my pretty face would be GONE i never want that to happen

i kill 10 billion evil people

But earth have 7.8b

Holy shit
SPIDER

Lol

well uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgghggh

Hmm. Mmmmmmm sus

well there were 10 billion idk why

he killed 2.2b people that were already dead

yes