(go read glassjoes post about this before this if you don’t know but yeah)
1: the thumbnails
The thumbnails have nothing to do with the game, there was a series of titles where some black creature would infect people like some pibby corruption type shit, but there was no black thing infecting people
2: the gloves
Now Glass joe made a very good explanation about the gloves but im making another explanation, just shorter
The gloves literally are just overpowered, the first like 20 are nothing but the last ones do shit like slap your character and make them blow up or inflate them and then make them go off the map, its just unfair
3: the game is repetitive
All you do in this horrible game is run around a green piece of grass and ground slapping people to death, there aren’t any like gamemodes or shit like that, now compare this to Evade, It is a bit like slap battles with the “running around and running away from things that want to kill you” aspect, but atleast the maps and gamemodes add another level of fun and difficulty, for example, Imposter is a fun and challenging gamemode where someone gets a shot gun but still can be killed by nextbots, and you have to run away from the imposter and nextbots, and now slap battles, you just run around slapping people, thats it
4: pay to win
The people behind this game are literally EA Games but seperated into like a group of 5 people, like how Glass Joe said, there are things like overkill that are one hit kos, the roblox equivalent of Ralf`s Galactica Phantom but the opponent tries to cancel it
5: the players
Im not saying everyone who plays it is a horrible person or something, just that every single server has this one person whos a troll or a toxic person with the names like “PoopEater” or “Jake”, its fucking annoying
6: The random things that happen
For some reason theres just things that just distract you or just kill you out or nowhere, like the eyes block or something which just stares at you trying to scare you, and im pretty sure if you touch it it kills you
And finally, 7: the currency
The currency is stupid, you slap people and use it to buy things like gloves, its like killing someone and going up to someone and giving them the victim’s bones and wallet and saying “alright give me the M4A1” and you have to kill or slap people to get slaps, its just stupid
What i mean by this is that in KOF, Ralf would have the move Galactica Phantom and if the opponent tried to cancel the attack, what would happen is the attack would activate and either 1 hit ko or just straight up leave the opponent with like 2 pixels of health
same thing for cc2 its like taking a random car that someone took their heart and energy to make and then crushing it and asking where the new Porsche is.
no dude, atleast it doesn’t take 10 fucking hours to get like 500 slaps and in cc2 its so easy to get money, if you know how to play
it takes 10 hours to get a new car
if your bad:skull:
lmao its just slow money making
well if you don’t play derby and have 3 masteries then yeah
i dont play derby lol
then you get like 2 cars per month:skull:
per 5 months
ok
The difference:
Cars in CC2 give you more money the more you crush them. Upgrading them gives you different cars and increases your money making amount.
Every glove in Slap Battles gives 1 slap. Every. Single. One.
Its other biggest problem is the optimization.
For a game where you run around and slap people, it lags like a lot. Lagging also appears to give either a huge disadvantage or a huge advantage depending on how the game feels today.
Lagging can also result in a ban as it falls under cheating.
If you try to include this rule in your game and make it apply to people who lag because they have no choice with the internet they have then I hope it doesn’t hurt if you wipe cuz you might be shoving the stick up your ass further.