My Turbo Gum Collection 🚗

but seeing happy couples makes me go crazy at times and uhm i eat them not toddlers lol

still, wtf

ugh

ok what do you eat?

actual food

like what

figure it out what normal people eat

bruh

boring food

thanks but i’ll keep eating people they taste better and you get them for free

but that’s what sane people eat

stawpp it

nu

ofc i’m just joking fbi

you know that you can be imprisoned for cannibalism

oh damn that sucks!

but do you really think i’d admit to crimes here

well the evidence would point against you so there’s basically no use in lying

yeah

yummy humans