oy ma8 we gonaa hunt some fish
shite, sorry m8
Oi m8, we want ya to come back to fookin bottoming out gear as a bloody producer
I’ll drink to that
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Tonight on Nothing Gear:
May sits on a windscreen
I stay up all night
Hammond destroys yet another EV (not another Rimac, a Tesla Model S Plaid)
And Clarkson flips his Robin over 500 times in a row.
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And Ben drives a fookin Peel P50 over a spike
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Tonight on Bottom Gear:
May activates the core destruction sequence
Hammond takes a Thrust SSC off the airport ramp
and Clarkson accidentally falls into the Nature Pit
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(you guys now have to include Ben Collins into your introductions)
And Ben tests the new Caparo T1 Apollo Evo which goes 300GB/S
Tonight on raeG poT:
May drives the Caparo T1 and tries to hit 400mph in it
I ask Panwellz to scrap the mission system
Hammond requests an EV to be added to CC2
And Clarkson revives Race The Stig.
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(omg do I have to always add ben into the introductions)
And Ben races the Stig in a Caparo T1
Who’s Ben? Bulky Ben 300?
Ben Collins
good guess tho
Yo! I’m watchign raeG poT right now and the leaks were real!
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Tonight on Formula 0:
May drives his Hummer over 2 cars
I sit on a couch
Hammond sells his Rimac for £50
Clarkson presses buttons
And Ben drives a Bulky Ben 300.
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Oi lads, look at this Aston Martin I found for -1¥
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Tonight on Top Speed Gear:
May drives a Renault Alpine at Mach speeds
I drive a random BeamNG mod at like Mach 12
Hammond drives the fastest EV in the world
Clarkson drives the fastest 3-wheeler ever on Mars
And Ben modifies his Bulky Ben 300.
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Tonit on Handle Gear
May flies of a Thrust SSC
I drive a car attached to a rocket
Hammond goes on a fookin survival mission in a Peel P50 during a Pro Derby match
And Ben speed runs the nordschlife in a Caparo T1
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actually scrap that
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Tonight on Top Fuel:
Me and all 4 members of Top Gear go to the drag strip to do a half mile
Cars:
Me: None, but I’m gonna monitor the engine heats
May: Top Fuel Dragster Bottom Fuel Renault Alpine
Hammond: Rimac Nevera
Clarkson: Fastest Reliant Robin in the world (69 horsepower)
Ben: Fully maxxed Bulky Ben 300
The setups:
May races Clarkson
Hammond races Ben
What happens:
Clarkson fookin rolls over a quarter mile through
May’s Alpine overheats and when he finishes, the engine blows
Hammond tries to fuckin cheat but he gets rear-ended by Ben’s Bulky Ben 300 and his Nevera crashes head-on into the right barrier, injuring 8 people
Ben wins the competition
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Today’s challenge on Botom Ger is to buy a track car for £200,000 and race it around donninton perk
Here are the cars chosen by ppl:
Clarkson drives a Ultima RS
Hammond drives a Praga R1R
May drives a Radical RXC
and Ben drives a Caparo T1
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