Tell lies

mid 2000s nfs games are shit

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i am not lazy

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(Hope this isn’t offensive)

I am friends of a guy who’s related to Benito Mussolini

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I never exercise

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Stumble Guys better than Fall Guys

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roblox is brainrot free

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my dad used to not work at lockheed

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it’s over for coke

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ridding people of coke will make them overthrow the government

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れ in romaji is “wa”

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I do not have intrusive thoughts

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I spend my freetime collecting limited cars in CC2 taking up an inordinate amount of time

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I’m happy

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I drank the Holy Grail and I chose poorly

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I’m typing this inside the Indominus Rex’s stomach

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I’m friends with James L. Brooks

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I do not exist

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I have a father

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I’ve met the Xenomorph

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i didn’t lose a bet and i don’t have to change my avatar for 2 weeks

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