Roast me :D

Give me your worst, I can handle it

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Ok, I Am So Incredibly Sorry But.
Here I Go…
OK BUT WAS THAT BEFORE YOU STRAPPED A BASEBALL BAT TO YO BACK AND WENT TO A HAUNTED HOUSE AND SCREAMED “DONT WORRY, I AM FROM THE WALKING DEAD”
EVERY TIME YO GRANDPA TICKLES YOU GO Ding AND GIVE HIM A PNG OF A MARIO COIN
“BAH IM MAKIN MONEY”
YOU STARTED FEELING TIRED SO YOU ATE A CHARGER AND PUT YO GOOFY AHH ON LOW POWER MODE
YO HOUSE SPONSERED BY Goodyear Tires

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huh?

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Aight, you are what happens when women drink during pregnancy

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I WOULD SMACK YOU, BUT IM AGAINST ANIMAL ABUSE.**

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I like you

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Is that a roast or?

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idk but ur cool

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You hear that, it’s the sound of me not caring

:skull::skull::skull::skull:
I didn’t mean that kind of roast

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what

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Man Shut Yo “GET BOBS DISCOUNT” LOOKIN AHH UP CUZ I AINT DONE, YO GOOFY ASS START SKIDDING AROUND YO FATHER WITH A BELT, EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A STEP YOU GO MINECRAFT NOISES WITH YO TENACIOUS LOOKIN ASS, NOW LET ME GET TO THE COOKIN ON YO GOOFY ASS, YOU START TRYING TO TURN ON YO CRUSTY ASS IPAD AND SAID “MOM, THE GUY FROM CHADWILDCLAY HACKED MY TABLET” AND SHE GAVE YOU A PAPER BAG AND SOUR CREAM, YO GOOFY ASS STARTED DRINKING THE SOUR CREAM IN THE BAG, YO NAME DIAMONDDRAGONPICKAXE, YOU BUILT LIKE A AQUA EVO WATERBOTTLE NAMED CURANTOUS HEFFY POOTER

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You’re the reason the middle finger exists

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:skull::skull::skull::skull:.

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@DiamondDragonPickaxe btw i got rid of the twt thing

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Ok

Nice

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  1. You have a face that makes onions cry.

Oh dear

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